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do it [12 Feb 2004|12:37am] [ mood | pulp ] [ music | >!@#$)......> ] Application For Membership In the Erisian movement of the DISCORDIA SOCIETY 1. Today's date Yesterday's Date 2. Purpose of this application: --membership in : a. Legion of Dynamic Discord b. POEE c. Bavarian Illuminati d. All of the Above e. None of the Above f. Other-- BE SPECIFIC! 3. Name_________________________ Holy Name________________ Address_____________________________________________________________ (If temporary, also give an address from which mail can be forwarded) 4. Description: Born: []Yes []No Eyes:[]2 []other Height: ..... fl. oz. Last time you had a haircut: Reason: Race: []horse []human I.Q.: 150-200 200-250 250-300 over 300 5. History: Education - highest grade completed 1 2 3 4 5 6 over 6th Professional: On another ream of paper list every job since 1937 from which you have been fired. Medical: On a separate sheet labeled "confidential" list all major psychic psychotic episodes experienced within the last 24 hours 6. Sneaky Questions to establish personality traits I would rather a. live in an outhouse b. play in a rock group c. eat caterpillars. I wear obscene tattoos because .......... I have ceased raping little children []yes []no -- reason .......... 7. Self Portrait Rev. Mungo For Office Use Only -- acc. rej. burned LICK HERE!!! * (You may be one of the lucky 25) 1

lets get nias [11 Feb 2004|02:37pm] rough draft of an outfit im making! Let me know what you think. 9

ugh [15 Jan 2004|06:25pm] I'm in a shit mood. 3

18 stupid things! [10 Jan 2004|01:48pm] 1. The house of representatives: Fuck checks and balances. How hallowed can be any institution be who allowed in Sonny Bono and Gopher from "love boat?" 2. Woodstock 99: The music-festival-turned-marketing-frenzy-celebrated the issues the next generation holds dear-alcohol, feces, and arson. 3. Junior high: A colossal waste of time. Instead, lets just herd kids into warehouses, have them professionally humiliated in front of their peers, then move them directly into highschool. 4. Adverbs. Who needs em, when adjectives are so splendid, wondrous, and supererogatory? 5. Baton twirlers. Has anyone ever enjoyed this? ever? 6. Rhode Island. whats the point? 7. Iraq: Saddam invades his neighbors, harbors terrorists, slaughters his citizens, and builds bio-bombs. Yep, thats a lot better than risking a "power vacuum" in the religion. 8. The Korean War: America barely stopped "sock hopping" to notice this "conflict" in the "50's," yet, we've had to endure decades of M*A*S*H re-runs. 9. Attention Deficit Disorder: Little Timmy isn't dumb, he just needs costly drugs to help him concentrate-and get him out of mommy's hair. 10. Lead Paint: Why did they make something so deadly, so delicious? 11. Shot Put: Chuck this metal ball over there. Ok, did I win? 12. SODOM: Gomorrah we're ok with. 13. Lifetime Network: More dangerous propaganda than Al-Jazeera. 14. The Easter Bunny: And lo, as the crucified Christ was resurrected, an enormous rabbit didst hop through the land, hiding colorful boiled eggs! 15. Elaborate Pot smoking devices: you put the weed in this hollowed out pineapple, see, then the smoke travels through a tube into a water chamber in the toilet, then....wait, what were we talking about? 16. Bathroom hand dryers....step one, run hands briskly under nozzle. step two, wipe hands on pants. 17. Handkerchiefs: By all means, honk snot into a rag and shove it in your pocket to save for later. While you're at it, stuff some used toilet paper into your wallet. 18. Live Journal: Lets go online, and write a load of shit about ousrselves for equally stupid people to read. no offense to ourselves or anything... :) feel free to add some more mindless banter...we're all losers with no lives, arent we? haha. 4

life [09 Jan 2004|03:08am] [ mood | depressed ] So my little brother O.D.ed on drugs tonight, and has been in the ER. It's 3am and I have work in 2 hours. I hope I can pull it together before I go...This was the most frightening thing I've ever experienced. He's ok for now, but hes still fucked up in general...It's been a consistant downward spiral so far, and its not looking good. This time I found him in time. Next time I may not. If it hadn't been for a few very supportive friends, I would have freaked out beyond belief. So thank you very much for being there-and you know who you are. 9

fuck [08 Jan 2004|08:40pm] fuck today

drunk people in uniforms 2k4!!!!! [01 Jan 2004|08:29pm] Oh yes, this is a new year. Initiated with a bang. I got off work around 5 o clock, and passed out in my bed until andrew came to pick me up for pre-party band practice. I was the honorable guest star in noose vs. hangman 2k4. We practiced in ginas bathroom, which was chill. Andrew was in the shower, me on the toilet, and nate on the sink. We had a total of 4 peice of shit K.B. toys/rite aid keyboards, which ruled. We get to john's house, and I see a grip of douche bags from high school that I totally forgot I missed. So we socialized as I got in shape to play the show a la death vodka, tequila, jack, and assorted beers. Devon came in his army uniform equipped with a megaphone-for one last horah with the crew before going to iraq. The siren on that thing almost gave me a heart attack. Then as we were smoking, he and I harassed this random shit faced 17 year old kid for a while. Then tank rampage played, they rocked. After that shit, I was outside hitting on lauren and being informed by andrew to get into my costume for the show. Lauren and I went into some random room, and I put on my trash bag/green masking tape dress with a tiara and porn star heels. It was way hot. Then I constructed a strap for my keyboard with the tape, and off I went. We played in jons room because they only play in cramped spaces, which makes more injuries and mayhem possible. We played for almost 30 seconds and then we just broke everything. I think I got a huge shard of plastic stuck in my hand at some point, but I didnt realize it until today. I threw half the keyboard at a car, but I missed. I was too drunk. Then I guess we left after a while, and that little kid I was harassing ended up passing out in the back yard. Brianna tried to carry him inside, but dropped him and he cracked his head open on the sliding glass door. So they drove him to the hospital or something. I'm glad I left before the drama. ok, I'm over typing about this. 4

bah. [20 Dec 2003|09:55am] I haven't been this sick in a long time. I think I was running a crazy fucking fever last night because I kept hallucinating and having all these weird twisted dreams. I'm pissed at this flu because my work is all mad that I cant come in on the two busiest days of the week, and i miss my friends soooo much. I can't believe I had to miss vicki's piano recital :( Thanks carolynn for taking me to jimbos to buy sick supplies, and god, that smoothie was GROSS hahahahah I'm falling greatly behind in xmas shopping and knitting...it sucks big time. anyways I miss lauren, carolynn, vicki, andrew, sergio, and gina a lot. and all of my friends who dont have ljs too. anyways, I'm going to go pass out again. 2

not a very sensible update [08 Dec 2003|03:34pm] I am sitting in St. Johns Wood, Londen, with my petit comrade, C-CAAAAR-O-LYNn (haha nate) and we are smoking cancer sticks and enjoying the lovely evening. We just arrived home from my new favorite bar, The Elgin. Carolynn got me hooked on vodka and tonics, so I've had a great deal of those since I've been here. I call them, "The sierra mist of champions." I've had drinks and smokes a plenty, not to mention lots of indian food. My mum, Carolyn, and I went out for lunch at an indian restaurant off portobello (which is a really neat swap meet thing.) We macked on vegetable simosas, potato curry and such, and peas pilau!!!! It was splendid! We also bought lots of presents for people. I DIDNT BUY SHIT FOR VICKI OR LAUREN OR LYNETTE SO DONT ASK :( hahaha anyways. time to enjoy my last night in heaven! loveeeeeeee you !!!!! 3

byebyebye! [28 Nov 2003|11:43am] I'm leaving to go to london in 20 minutes. I'm so exited/scared/antsy. wooooooooooooooooooo! YOU ALL SUCK YOU ARENT GOING!!!!!! love, ayme 8

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